It was time. The oscar awards are already in sight. The paparazzi with their cameras. TV cameras were everywhere.Newspaper headlines waiting to be written. It was soon to be the biggest event of the year, maybe even the decade. Everyone will want to be there, all 7.8 billion people. You may be wondering what this event is, well that information is top secret. Everyone was seated and screen came down. A video began. The queen started playing everyone was silent suddenly a fart sound came out of the speakers the crowd erupted with laughter. The Queen was farting!