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It was time. The oscar awards are already in sight. The paparazzi with their cameras. TV cameras were everywhere.Newspaper headlines waiting to be written. It was soon to be the biggest event of the year, maybe even the decade. Everyone will want to be there, all 7.8 billion people. You may be wondering what this event is, well that information is top secret. Everyone was seated and screen came down. A video began. The queen started playing everyone was silent suddenly a fart sound  came out of the speakers the crowd erupted with laughter. The Queen was farting! 

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The president called an urgent meeting. “ The world has forgotten how to wash their hands” said the president. “We need a disease so people will begin to realise what they are doing, that's why I created this” the president held up a substance in a tube. “This is an intelligent disease it will mutate on its own. All we need is a cause and a name”. A scientist spoke up. “How about Apax 19 and the cause is fleas”! “amazing job Mr. Roberts” says the president. Mr. Roberts calls over his test subject and injects the needle, then it begins.